Bad news, everyone! A new Xena scroll has been discovered, and it says that Xena might have been a heterosexual! Does this mean Rob Tapert will finally give us season 7? Or will Xena be thwarted by paperwork/fineprint? 

Instead of gorging yourself on goat cheese milkshakes, join us to discuss Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 20: Soul Possession

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It's Gabrielle's birthday, so you know it's time for some psychological torture. It's also time to deprogram a rescued virgin sacrifice, and to meet one of the goofiest villains we've seen in a while. It's the show's most sapphic episode to date, and the very last dvd disc of the series! We're not crying, we've just been cutting onions.

Instead of following a powerful man, you should follow us instead, to discuss Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 19: Many Happy Returns

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Julius Caesar, unsatisfied with his ending, comes back from the dead to rewrite the show Xena Warrior Princess. Will Xena and Gabrielle still fall in love, or will they meet a different, more tragic fate? Alti also returns and Chris throws a legit tantrum. Anyway, the people need to eat, so don't forget to allocate your grain.

Rewrite your fate so you can join us to discuss Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 18: When Fates Collide

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The victory lap continues, with Chris and Ally are well on their way to seeing Xena Warrior Princess to completion. But first, they must contend with yet another human/centaur birth, and all the awful logistics leading up to such an unconscionable abomonation. We also get Xena as a bad stepmom, some weird character assassination for Gabrielle, and the return of some dodgy centaur special effects.

Come and learn about the values of the digital versatile disc as we discuss Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 17: Last of the Centaurs

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Isn't it rich? Xena and Gab? Lesbian heroes of old...cloned in a lab? In a time of modern struggles and civil unrest, the nation cried out for a hero, and a reincarnated sorcerer teams up with some losers to clone a few. Today's episode is a diagetic clip show, a style of episode that Xena Warrior Princess has gotten quite good at. We talk jokes, bathrooms, and the wide spectrum of the way a show treats its fans. From Sherlock to Supernatural to House MD, you always have to ask: are they laughing with us, or at us?

Come and learn about the values of the digital versatile disc as we discuss Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 16: Send in the Clones

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When a warlord with a grudge captures the Amazon queen, ancient green World War II breaks out! Is this the end of the Amazons? Might be! Join Chris and Ally as we watch this strong nation get blown up on a beach like Saving Private Ryan. Go 'Zons!

We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 15: To Helicon and Back

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Join us as we recall the famous tale of the scorpion and the, uh... swan? After giving the god of war his god powers back, Xena now has to contend with the consequences: the Amazons are doing war crimes! Also, will Eve's dark past finally catch up to her? Will she be put to death like a Batman villain? Find out in her FINAL episode of Xena Warrior Princess!

We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 14: Path of Vengeance

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How far would you go to get the scoop? Modern day journalist Nigel travels from heaven to hell and everywhere in between to find out the truth about Xena Warrior Princess, (and her relationship to Gabrielle). Season 6 is wilding out, and this "fun but weird" episode really surprised us.

We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 13: You Are There

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It's time, folks. We're finally doing it: We're cancelling Caligula. This oddball episode felt like dropping in on a random episode of a tv show you've never seen... so we got special guest and Sailor Business cohost Betty Felon (@bettyfelon) to drop in on a random episode of a tv show they've never seen! We cover all the classic Xena bases: gods, fights, angels, sexy dancing, and a classic sapphic bathing scene, and we finally answer the age-old question: was Xena real?

We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 12: The God You Know

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This episode shows that having the high ground does not always provide you with the advantage. Xena may have met her equal match in Morlock, and teams up with a rebellious young amazon who, you guessed it, has a lot to learn. Renee O’Connor returns to the directors chair, bringing us one of the most unique and notable fight setpieces of the entire series. We're playing Jenga, and we're doing it Texas style!

We are joined by special guest and noted Xena incarnate Tami Potter (@WarriorPrincessCosplay) talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 11: Dangerous Prey

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After a heavy trilogy of action, intrigue and character growth, we take a step back to reconnect with life's simple pleasures, as Xena and Gabrielle help Ares go undercover as a farmer, and ask the hard hitting questions, like: How are ya at shovelin’ shit? In the wise words of Chris Sims: “There is a real giving up aspect to this episode.”

We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 10: Old Ares Had a Farm

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Despite their different opinions on the Marvel Cinematic Universe, Chris and Ally join up for a real Phase 4 treat, and to celebrate Sam Raimi's long-awaited return to the director's chair. This is a commentary track, and can be listened to while you watch Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness!

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As the [lord of the] ring[s] trilogy comes to a close, we reflect on a lesson from the story of Beowulf: good things wont always be good. You can be in the black one day, and in the red the next. A nice guy today can be a real asshole tomorrow. And a two-person podcast can become a four-person podcast, as we are joined by our friends Sascha and Mary from Radio Amphipolis, the German Xena podcast! Join us all as we learn the difference between softness and weakness, and witness Xena and Gabrielle’s first proper kiss!

We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 9: Return of the Valkyrie

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This episode shows that anyone can change. A warlord can turn into one of the good guys. A valkyrie can turn into a tree monster. Another valkyrie can turn into a fire. Amid these lessons, Ally learns about the MILF hunter, and Neil Gaiman returns to explain the true meaning of Beowulf. With Xena making the ultimate sacrifice and Gabby in the Gabbysleep, are our heroes burning an eternal flame, or did someone just put on a magical ring of power? Find out in today’s episode: THE THE RING CYCLE CYCLE

We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 8: The Ring

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Xena Warrior Princess the show finally deals with the downsides of having killed off their comic relief. This episode, which was clearly an inventory script, asks the tough questions, like: is it ok to kill someone who tried to kill and eat you? What's the best way to cook a human being? And: what is the true meaning of WHUMP?

We talk about Xena Warrior Princess Season 6 Episode 6: The Abyss

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